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Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. |
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Yes, because it boils down to 2 things:
Women are attracted only to the men who are a “challenge”- often, the biggest challenge to a woman is when she meets a man who is NOT interested in her, and who often dumps her. There are PLENTY of nice guys who these women could easily have, they just don’t want them. Second of all, the sob stories women tell you are mostly just a way to get the IGNORANT MEN, which is most men, to feel all SORRY for the “virtuous woman” and to make HIM exclusive to HER, but not to make HER exclusive to HIM. |
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You could assemble ten fabulously qualified eligibles for a month-long date-off. Every week would involve a different dating task, like playing a 7-hour Yahtzee marathon with your parents and crazy Aunt Leona, mall shopping for a dress to wear to your third cousin Mildred's wedding, negotiating a quiet exit in a nightclub where your ex has made a surprise visit, and the bonus round, providing the correct answer to the question, *Does this outfit make my butt look big?* All the while, candidates would be judged on good manners, restaurant choices and the ability to make your toes curl. And, at the end of each week, you'd call a few of the screw-ups into the boardroom (or maybe the bedroom) and let somebody go.
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That's right, underneath all those effeminate learned behaviors that you grew up with that told you to kiss up to women, is the MAN that really feels that's all BOGUS...
He feels like TAKING CHARGE, like MAKING DECISIONS, like NOT TOLERATING b.s.,...and he also feels like LOVING a woman. Yes, I said LOVING a woman. Because LOVING a woman is NOT the same as KISSING a woman's butt or asking for her approval. Normally, your natural self would NEVER worry about the trivial displays of drama that women create to test you. (Like when women complain for no good reason about everything from A-Z.) Your natural masculine self would just SHUT HER TESTS down as easily as you would blow out the light on a single birthday candle. And guess what? Women deep down are HOPING that you really WILL take control and not actually CATER to her dramatics- they want you to CALMLY lay down the law. Women want to know that you cannot be manipulated into ANYTHING by ANYONE, including HER. It makes her feel like you are a MAN. Let me tell you something: Before I dated a ton of girls, I would've told anyone who told me this that they were off their rocker. |
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